Top Ten Reasons that Minor League Baseball is Better than Major League:

• The hotdogs and beer are closer to your seat.
• The restrooms after the hotdogs and beer are closer to your seat.
• Every seat in the house is a good seat.
• The players haven’t been blinded by money yet.
• You are watching the best of the best from college and high school baseball.
• At higher levels of the minor leagues, you are watching the best of the best from high school, college, and lower minor leagues.
• Max Patkin (R.I.P.)
• Autographs are easier to get.
• It’s easier to heckle the umpires.
• One word: CHICKEN DANCE!

John M. Setzler, Jr.
(the guy with the camera)